Skim Milk Tees

Wear these tees from local Chicago designer Josh Scholl and he will pretty much guarantee you will soon be getting laid.  Unfortunately, we have a feeling he plans on personally backing up this claim.  We here at Belmont Army love these tees because they always evoke a reaction – sometimes even a good one!  This is why you will see these tees on members of  The Black Lips, Les Savy Fav, Pavement, Neon Indian, Thee Oh Sees, etc…   See what Time Out Chicago had to say about Josh Scholl and Skim Milk here.

Skim Milk T-Shirts

After being unimpressed by most designs, Skim Milk decided to take the art of making a cool T-shirt into their own hands.
Passionate about bringing you the most thought-provoking designs that blur the lines of innovation and sarcasm, wearing a Skim Milk Tee will not only make you look cool, but it will make the most attractive person in the room want to talk to you. (To either slap you, make out with you, or if you’re lucky–a little of both.)

Wine Cooler/Kill Whitey

Ohm Sweet Ohm/Angel Dust Saved My Marriage

Eggs Over Nasty/Anton